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I asked one woman friend of mine "why did you go out with him?" and she replied: "because when I looked at him he kept eye contact with me."

When I recall the very successful people I have had the pleasure of working for in the corporate world, I remember that they all maintained eye contact while speaking to me. When you watch somebody successful being interviewed on TV, like Scott McNealy of Sun, you notice that they never look away from their interviewer's eyes and they rarely blink.

You are approaching a chick in the hall as you walk towards each other. When should you look at her? (Her eyes, silly. If you look at anything else, it's over.) I have tried all combinations. If I wait until the last instant, I either find she is not looking, or, if she is looking, she quickly looks away. If I look at her and she looks at me and I look away, then she never looks again. Then I tried something bold and decide I will look at her eyes the entire time. To my amazement, she gazes like a deer into headlights. Never breaks eye contact. So I decide to try this little experiment.

Suggestive Predicates (or 'Weasel Phrases')

The following list comprises a group of predicates designed for use in the construction of suggestive sentences. The suggestion proper will ordinarily immediately follow any of the given predicates, the purpose of the latter being to 'set up' the structure for the words that follow. As an example, the predicate that heads the list below can be fused onto a tailing phrase as follows:

'Are you curious about why your feet are on the floor?'

The listener may or may not have been curious before the question was put, but one thing is for certain now - that they have to audit the position of their feet in order to make the question meaningful: the question thus unobtrusively directs the listener's attention at their feet.

Wild Fratboy Method (it works, believe it or not)

I developed this method of nailing chicks from my memory of an interraction between my friend Tim and a couple of girls in Davis, near Sacramento. This was about three years ago...I'd just been dumped by this chick I went out with for three years that I was seriously p-whupped on. I had only laid three girls by the time, and I was an extreme AFC. Anyways, Tim is a guy I used to swim and play football with when I was a kid. He's about six feet, and 200 pounds. I really doubt women find him attractive at all. Maybe a four to chicks. He didn't even get laid until he was nineteen years old, and that was with some older chick with two kids.

College days - frat parties, booze, etc

First, do not say "thank you" when you get a compliment. It implies that you feel grateful to receive it (i.e. you don't get them very often). Instead, reward her compliment by
telling her how what she said makes you feel OR how you perceive her in light of her giving you a compliment. Examples:

"I like your jacket."
"I'm glad you like it."

"You are such a fascinating guy."
"Its sweet of you to say that. You are a very sweet person."

Setting: Local nightclub. Supposedly one of the best PU places in town. Lots of people, HBs wall to wall, and no cover. (lol) I enter, wearing black slacks and a navy blue silk knit shirt. (Clothes are hyper-important here, as if you are dressed like a PUA you will be ignored. One must dress casually to be taken seriously)

I see a group of three HBs, 10, 11.5 and a 14 (Really gorgeous redhead). I walk up, introduce myself, shoot the shit for a moment, (being really smooth and matter-of-fact) and tell HB Redhead to go get me a drink. "Who the hell do you think you are, ordering me around like that!" she sputters... My reply is brass-balled. "I'm the guy who's going to be cooking breakfast for you tomorrow morning. Now go get me a drink." Her mouth drops open, and she stomps off and buys the drink! Amazing... I take it from her, chat up her friends (as if it were the plan to separate the lesser chicks from the leader,) and when she gets back, I say, "I see some friends of mine, so I'll be back later." (I've spotted a small group of girls from one of my graduate classes.) I simply walk away, and visibly join the group of girls, with hugs and kisses all around.

Well, I think I'm moving out of my "beginner" phase of SS ... used some basic SS pattern to get her to dinner ... and then dusted off a thing we used to do in college 15 years ago taught to me as the "Cookie Close" ... wonder if guys on this board have used it. I have used this technique to "close" the deal at least six times in my life ... and only ONCE has it not delivered the "goods".

Basically there are three parts to the Cookie Close ... part one is when the waiter comes over and asks if you would like dessert ... rather than ordering .. you use the question as a transition to discussions about desserts, and what your favorite desserts are ... which sets up all types of opportunities for any number of "patterns" intended to get her visualizing erotic taste sensations ... part one ends when you admit that frankly, your favorite dessert of all time is simply...

It's best to do this sort of groundwork early in the relationship, but better late than never.

Always be careful with attempts by her to test you, to see if you'll put up with her shit.

You must lay down your company policy :).

If she balks, WALK! Spend your time trying to get something going with another few women. Let her know you CANNOT BE CONTROLLED BY A WOMAN. This may seem draconian. It is. Women need to know a man will not knuckle under to them. Since safety and security are essential feelings for a woman, any guy who is wishy-washy enough to hold her hand because she DEMANDS it fails her test for STRENGTH.

If you don't like being jealous you can fight it this way. Put on your mind every single reason YOU should dump this bitch and think of what a great favor the other guy is doing to you and try to OFFLOAD her.

Don't let her play the "jealousy game" on you. When your gal starts her game, break off all contact, pick up another gal, and when the first one contacts you to ask what happened, you can tell her. Calmly, plainly, and without being threatening.

DISCLAIMER: THIS GUIDE WILL NOT BRING YOU LOVE, HAPPINESS OR SATISFACTION. IT WILL HOWEVER BRING YOU SEX.

SECTION 1
The first thing I want to say is: who should read this document? Well, if you fit into the following categories, then there’s a good chance there is some useful reading here for you:
Are you.....

1. A young guy (16-30)?
2. Somebody who doesn't have much luck with women?
3. Somebody who looks at porn a lot?
4. Somebody who masturbates a lot?
5. Somebody who REALLY wants a shag?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then this guide will definitely help you. If you answered yes to ALL of them, then this guide should be your KORAN for getting laid.