Setting: Local nightclub. Supposedly one of the best PU places in town. Lots of people, HBs wall to wall, and no cover. (lol) I enter, wearing black slacks and a navy blue silk knit shirt. (Clothes are hyper-important here, as if you are dressed like a PUA you will be ignored. One must dress casually to be taken seriously)
I see a group of three HBs, 10, 11.5 and a 14 (Really gorgeous redhead). I walk up, introduce myself, shoot the shit for a moment, (being really smooth and matter-of-fact) and tell HB Redhead to go get me a drink. "Who the hell do you think you are, ordering me around like that!" she sputters... My reply is brass-balled. "I'm the guy who's going to be cooking breakfast for you tomorrow morning. Now go get me a drink." Her mouth drops open, and she stomps off and buys the drink! Amazing... I take it from her, chat up her friends (as if it were the plan to separate the lesser chicks from the leader,) and when she gets back, I say, "I see some friends of mine, so I'll be back later." (I've spotted a small group of girls from one of my graduate classes.) I simply walk away, and visibly join the group of girls, with hugs and kisses all around.
About 10 minutes pass, and I'm talking and flirting with these girls from my class. All of a sudden who shows up? HB Redhead... She walks up, and tells me that her friends have left, and would I mind giving her a ride to another club? "Not right now, I'm talking to my friends here." So one of the girls from my class tells me that she was thinking about going to this other club, "Why don't we all go together?"
Well, to make a long story shorter, I get HB Redhead in the car, and while we are driving to the other club, she starts asking me about that "cooking breakfast" line I used, and I tell her that it doesn't have to be breakfast. How about this "heavenly" dessert recipe that I've recently discovered? and she should come over so I can make it for her... I get her home, start baking, use the Cookie Pattern and Vince was right. The second batch burned to a crisp while we were busy on the kitchen floor...
Safety First! ;) Jetman
Vince, Cookie Stealer ;) (the cookie close was presented by "Special Guy", Vince just reposted it 2 years after) asks:
BTW, did you feel you were close to getting slammed by this one - and just went ahead anyway? We previously discussed the physical danger of pissing off those delicate Southern Belles - were you ready to duck?:)
Jetman:
Actually, I've thought about that... I turned my back to her immediately after I finished the command, so if she were to do anything it would be to my back, and make her look bad to her princess posse...
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